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Rachel Big Phoenix Plush Dolls

Fluffy Rachel is Reborn!
Cuddly and cute Big Phoenix plush puppet/dolls are back on sale! With improved stitching the new Rachel dolls now have a detachable rat-tail!!! This past holiday season, Marvel Enterprises toy division had recalled all Big Phoenix dolls after it was discovered that they spontaneously burst into flames when beaten repeatedly.

Annie Poster

Li'l Orphan Rachel and A Hard-Knock Life Exposed!
For fans of off, off, off, off Broadway musicals, X-Woman Rachel Grey is now sinking her psi-claws into the role of Annie! Rachel has bedazzled the audience member with her gritty portrayal of an orphan with red hair. Can a bald guy with money make a difference in this orphan's life? See what troubles a spunky kid with a primal cosmic force can get into!

Rachel Punching Bag

Sock'em Marvel Girl!
Now you can beat the crap out of Rachel Grey just as Viper, Emma Frost, Psylocke, and virtually every other mutant and some children have done. Rachel is defenseless, just standing there as you pop her in the gut or juggle her bob-haired face. Comes with air!

Splash of Dino

Species defying formula for shiny scales and sharp teeth
Tired of dull, thin skin? bored of small and blunt teeth. Try R'chel's SPLASH of DINO... and get that real reptile luxuriousness. Formulated with secretions from R'chel, this all body formula goes on smooth, with voluminous foam. Put some on your toothbrush and washcloth today!