Rachel X

InStyle spotlight: Summers collection

"Depp trophy wife" - Alan Davis couture

Whoa there, shoulderpads! Stately enough, though. - kiss hello
Mullets suck. - john lewis
Mullet and shoulder pads? She's come a long way. - CmX
Whoopi Goldberg wants her Star Trek costume back. - Jess Nukem
Sackcloth and ashes is just for Lent, Rachel. Not for evening-wear. - Phil Hunn
Rachel sure can rock the smock! - Roma, Celestial Bitch
So THAT's where my aunt's drapes went. F-!!!1 - Novaya Havoc

"semi-white wedding" - Andy Park couture

Ray has some confidence for once; she looks hot. - CmX
Legally Blind... - Roma, Celestial Bitch
Girl, you ain't no Dazzler NOR Emma. C+ - Novaya Havoc
Looks like someone threw orange paint at her. - john lewis
It's nice to see the phoenix motif, but white? - kiss hello
Waisan? Please, bitch, learn to love your skin. - Jess Nukem

"Paris takedown" - Michael Ryan couture

The leather look is neat, but the skull t-shirt motif only works for one person, and that person is definitely not Rachel Summers. - Phil Hunn
Dresses up as Trinity from Matrix for Halloween? - CmX
I can never say "no" to black leather! - kiss hello
Daddy Claremont take you shopping again, sweetie? - Jess Nukem
Biker Chick Chic! - Roma, Celestial Bitch
Oh, so u had blue flames even then? - Princess Mariah

"Posh shopping" - Andy Park couture

She's feelin' the Jean Grey streethooker. B+ - Novaya Havoc
Nice, nice! - Princess Mariah
No, Rachel, that miniskirt and belly-shirt combination doesn't, in actual fact, make you look like a prostitute... but crooking one leg out like that - Phil Hunn
Nice jacket; lose the skirt. Green's too Jean. - kiss hello
Did you go to the Top Cow Boutique for that number - Jess Nukem
WORK IT GIRL! - Roma, Celestial Bitch
Nice casual look, sexy and simple. - CmX

"...unfinished business!" - Chris Bachalo couture

Grandpa burning behind adds a nice touch. - Princess Mariah
Looks like something Blossom would wear. - CmX
School's over, honey. - Jess Nukem
Okay, okay, a tartan miniskirt looks good on you. Just don't blow anything else up! - Phil Hunn
I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... - john lewis
Yeah, uh, no. What the hell is it? Sneakers? D. - Novaya Havoc

"Mary Kate thin" - Barry Windsor-Smith couture

Stop ripping clothes off hobos and don't do drugs. - Jess Nukem
Rachel regrets joining the SeX-Men squad. - Roma, Celestial Bitch
Nice ruffles... I think? - Princess Mariah
Meanwhile, in the "wannabe private eye" section of the pageant... - Phil Hunn
What's Wolfsbane doing here? - john lewis
Hmm... umm... nice hair? - CmX
Trench coats will always be awesome. - kiss hello

The Judges

CmX - CmX, I dunno I like puppies.

Jess Nukem - Clever and handsome is something that I wouldn't describe myself. Sassy and cute is more like it. :p

john lewis - John Lewis runs The Outhouse (http://www.theouthousers.com/), the most idiotic comic book web site on the web. Don't let your children grow up to be him.

kiss hello - Queer women aren't known for their fashion skills, I know... but you can't go wrong with class, classics, and nice dark colors! Heh.

Novaya Havoc - Dazzler historian extraordinaire.

Phil Hunn - Phil The Homicidal Maniac... You're just jealous because the voices don't talk to you. The voices read my fanfic. Why don't you? http://www.fanfiction.net/u/41675/

Princess Mariah - mistress of lambs

Roma, Celestial Bitch - I AM ROMA AND I SEE EVERYTHING!